Podcast : Calendrier de l'Avent

Dans ce Nasreddine, on se rend compte que niveau intelligence, sa femme n’est clairement pas en reste

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 22

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Si Nasreddine n’a pas d’avis qu’en au fait que la plaine lune déclenche les accouchements, il sait au moins ce qui fait venir les enfants…

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Calendrier de l'Avent, jour 21

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Dans cet épisode, on voit directement qui porte la culotte dans le couple de Nasreddine…

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 20

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Si corbier chantait à propos de sa barbe, Nasreddine, lui sait combien de poils il y avait dedans

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 19

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Si Indochine avait demandé des tas de choses à la lune, Nasreddine à fait mieux, il l’a carrément sauvée…

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 18

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Parce que Nasreddine, aime décidement sa djellaba, on en cause encore

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 17

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Dans l’épisode du jour de Nasreddine, une chute de vêtement est un peu trop bruyante…

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 16

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Un épisode ou Nasreddine démontre totalement l’expression « à malin, malin et demi » (ou quelque chose du genre, ne chipotons pas)

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 15

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Une histoire ou il est question de lumière et d’intelligence, servie avec brio par un Nasreddine toujours en forme

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Calendrier de l'Avent, Jour 13

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